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Best cheesy knock knock jokes11/26/2023 The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.My daughter yelled, "Daaaaad, you haven't listened to a word I've said!" What a strange way to start a conversation with me.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.What do snails become when they die? Escarghosts.I have a pen that can write underwater.What did 50Cent do when he got hungry? 58.I just found out that "Aaaargh" is not a real word.My neighbors listen to really good music… whether they like it or not.What do you call a sad fish? A frownder.How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.I ordered a chicken and an egg online.The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow, but I recommend avoiding it for the time being.How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!.Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails? The retail shop.What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A dino-snore.What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.What does a zombie vegetarian eat? GRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSS!.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!. ![]()
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